How to be a Dumb Bimbo

While not necessary, some flavors of bimbos can be enhanced by being silly. This increases the attraction of people who enjoy hyper-feminine trophy wives without too many brain cells. If you want to know how to act and look dumb, this is for you.

Note: In most cases, bimbos aren't dumb. They are simply women who want to play dumb as part of the persona they like to show the world. This is a guide to achieve this illusion that both men and bimbos love so much.

1. BEHAVIOR

Part of the dumb bimbo appeal is the desire to live a simpler life.

To do so, you have to get rid of everything that makes your life a hassle, and focus on the lighter stuff that makes you a happy bimbo.

- Stop thinking about complex things. Math, finances, administrative documents, problem solving, overthinking, all of these have to go. Ask people, friends or partners for help or, even better, to do that for you.

- Say "I don't know" / "I don't understand". Every time someone asks a question to which you don't know the answer, tell the truth and say that you don't know, or don't understand. The more you'll have to repeat it, the better.

- Giggle. You might feel the need to justify yourself when you get embarrassed. Don't. Simply smile and giggle. Nothing is serious, everything is just a fun time when you're an airhead bimbo!

2. LOOKS & POSES

In person, your looks is a complement to your behavior. When taking selfies, you can bring out your dumbest side by doing some specific poses. Here are some tips to look dumb.

- Heavy makeup. This is a common bimbo trait, and is by default often associated with low IQ.

- Pumped up lips. Same as for makeup, they will give you both the bimbo look and will heavily hint at the fact that you might be a dummy.

- Blank face with wide open eyes. This look is associated with surprise and confusion. It is a must have in pictures.

- Duckface. A widely known pose that brings out the silliness in bimbos while making their lips appear even bigger. Note that pumped up lips sometimes give you a permanent duckface.

- Finger between the lips. This is a dumb bimbo essential, easy to do and very effective.

- Ahegao. Taken from hentai, it is one of the most sexual faces you can make. Note: practice it a lot before showing it to someone, it's not as easy as it seems.

Fuckdoll Tip: To give your ahegao face a more sexual vibe, drool profusely. There is nothing more inviting than a dripping tongue. If possible, try to drool over your naked tits.

3. TALKING

The way you talk can make or break the dumb feel of your persona. Here are some key points to follow.

- Don't use big words. Don't say 'complex', say 'hard'. Don't say 'omnipresent', say 'everywhere'. Replace every word by their simpler counterpart. This will make sure nobody mistakes you for a smart girl.

- Over-use American expressions. "I mean [...]", "You know [...]", "Literally [...]", "Oh my god!". These expression can make you annoying or annoyingly cute & dumb if used way too often.

- Be dumb in texts. A nice way to keep the silly feel when texting is to disable the autocorrect on your phone, coupled with an interdiction to use the backspace. Your writing will immediately be full of typos, and look that much dumber. This is especially effective if you have long fake nails that make it harder to type. The no-backspace policy will make writing easier as you'll learn to disregard typos and just send texts straight away.

4. WALKING

- Wear very high heels. As mentioned in the post about high heels, very high heels will make you walk silly, enhancing the bimbo look. Warning: It is mandatory that you know how to walk in high heels. Not knowing how to walk in heels will ruin your bimbo look, and can be dangerous if you fall.

- Wear very tight skirts or dresses. Long tight skirts or dresses, such as the ones find in the Office Bimbo or Classy Bimbo flavors, will force you to make tiny steps. This is not practical and will give you a silly walk that men love. The less stretchy the fabric, the harder it will be to walk.

That's it, you've become a dumb doll! If it isn't obvious to you, it is to the people you will meet. You look like a stupid hoe, you walk like a silly bimbo, you talk like a dummy, and strike poses like an airhead doll. Congratulations!

The Bimbo Institute